Package Notification Key

At my apartment complex, if you have a package at the front desk, they put this key in your mailbox.

I had a key in my mailbox today. And WHARRRRRRLLLBBLLLLAAARRRGHHH!



I jizzed my shorts.

Also, I am taking a big test tomorrow. I really need to get a certain score because the test is extremely expensive to take and I can't afford to take it again. Plus, if I get a certain score and get into a school, my boss is willing to pay for classes.

Please send me whatever luck you can pass along. :)